- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

Pointless Super Powers