The ability to die on command.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!