- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

Pointless Super Powers