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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.
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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!
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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.
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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.
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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.
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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.
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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.
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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..
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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice
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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber
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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght
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the power make the left half of your body invisible.
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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.
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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.
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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.
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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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The power to make dead batteries appear.
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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power
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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.
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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.
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the power to permanently change your name to Graham
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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!