- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat people :D

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

Super-slowness

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to murder rocks.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to breath under lava

Pointless Super Powers