- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be poor for life

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

the power to get married

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

The power to die when you get scared.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to smell poo...

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

Stop clapping

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers