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The power to be 6% fireproof
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the power two peel m&ms -jesse
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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.
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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country
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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.
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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock
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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents
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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-
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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.
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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.
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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold
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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write
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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.
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the power to talk backwards
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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.
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the power to turn on a random guys tv
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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!
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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.
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The power to skip the Kripp.
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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up
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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing
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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.
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the powre to spel
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The power to write pointless superpowers
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!