- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

Having the power to stand still

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to breath Oxygen

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

Pointless Super Powers