The power to Google "Google".

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!