the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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Endless falling....

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to predict the present

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!