- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power of self mind control

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

the power to count from A to purple

The power to eat food.

The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

Being able to fly in place.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Pointless Super Powers