- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

The power to make a pint a gallon

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to revive Hitler.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to turn gold into lead.

done something sexual with some type of food?

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to know where the beef is

the ability vote up this superpower

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

Pointless Super Powers