- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The power to switch your right and left ears.

Death at will

The power to read your own mind!

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The power to shit out toilet paper.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to transform into baby food.

the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to have gravity.

Being Aquaman

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to not write pointless powers.

Pointless Super Powers