The power to take a s*** on people

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to be dead

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to have a V8

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power drown in water

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!