power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the powre to spel

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!