Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The power to understand math.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to make everything worse

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to float without gravity.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power drown in water

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

the power to see stuff

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

The ability to draw an imperfect circle

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to have no power

The ability to spit mouthwash

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!