- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to levitate birds

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The power to speak with death people..

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to be super jewish

The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

The power to make a pint a gallon

the power to turn on a random guys tv

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to know where the beef is

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the ability vote up this superpower

Pointless Super Powers