The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to have gravity.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to time travel to the present

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!