- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to Google "Google".

The power to become black!

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

the power to make a pillow come to life once

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

the power to kiss your own ass

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The ability to die on command.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to wet yourself at will.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

Pointless Super Powers