The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!