The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The ability to clean

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to have a super power,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!