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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!
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the power to jerk off
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ability to run very fast without stopping forever
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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute
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The power to take a s*** on people
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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.
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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols
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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)
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The power to eat nandos
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having the same super powers as batman!
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The ability to read your own mind
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the power to remember th...
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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents
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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.
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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles
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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on
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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...
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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever
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The power to see what's behind you.
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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old
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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power
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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter
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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again
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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!