The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Power to freeze ice.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power... to read this

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to to think less

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!