- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

the power to jerk off

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to eat nandos

having the same super powers as batman!

The ability to read your own mind

the power to remember th...

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to see what's behind you.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

Pointless Super Powers