Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

the power to fail at everything you

The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

power to fly...backwards.

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to see when people fart.

The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

The power to run Crysis.

the power to fail at life

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

The ability to swim in water.

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!