Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to revive Hitler.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!