The power to plank

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of micro penis.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!