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The power to die at will.
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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose
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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock
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The power to fly upwards but not downwards
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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother
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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss
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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.
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The ability to be invincible, but still die.
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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.
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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly
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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.
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The power to shit brix, No wait.
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The ability to become shit forever.
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the power to tolerate alex simpson
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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you
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the power to instantly die
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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees
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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.
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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!
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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident
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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze
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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.
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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die
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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!