The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to start time.

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to die at will

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!