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The power to clap 14 times a second
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The power to shit brix, No wait.
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The power to see white objects in off white.
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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.
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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...
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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it
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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour
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The power to uncontrally boop
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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.
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the power to fart your way to the moon
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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)
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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.
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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.
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The power to live.
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the power to jerk off
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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket
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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.
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The ability to watch movies in 1D
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The power to take a s*** on people
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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..
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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols
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the ability to kill yourself... twice
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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.
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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!