The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be dead

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the power to get married

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!