The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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See through invisible people

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to self destruct

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to not care.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!