The power to predict the present

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power drown in water

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to be a common person

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to die at will

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!