the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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Being Aquaman

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!