The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to control mealworms

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to even

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to control dodos

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!