The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!