the power to win the crying game

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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blindness

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power... to read this

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!