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The power to vote in a republican democracy.
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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.
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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.
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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.
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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.
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The power to die when you use the letter e.
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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light
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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.
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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air
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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk
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The power to find spare change in the sofa
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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.
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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost
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The ability to be heard in space
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the power of turn yourself into a mexican
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The power to make water expire.
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the power to reseal bottle caps
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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.
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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti
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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...
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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.
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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.
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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.
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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!