the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!