- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

Turn gold into lead.

The power to be powerless

The ability to trip on flat surfaces

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

Pointless Super Powers