The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Endless falling....

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!