The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!