- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power of writte with our feets.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

the power to die at will

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to see even though you can already see.

The power to go suicide

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

the ability to tell time without a watch

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

Pointless Super Powers