The power to see forever

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to die on command.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!