- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to not exist.

The power to pee while standing up

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power to poop out your penis.

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Pointless Super Powers