the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to be a walrus

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!