The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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Justin Bieber

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Grass eating

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to get arrested

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!