the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see through glass

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!