Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The ability to breath under lava

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!