The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to have no powers

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to bleed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!