- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to fly when you fart

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to shape shift into water

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

To be able to summon old people

The power to be powerless

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

the power to speak only in binary

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to smell poo...

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to be a walrus

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

to power to do the bird is the word

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

Pointless Super Powers