The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The ability to like this post

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!