The power to urinate in mouth.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to change your emotions at will.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

the power to be super ugly

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

Having the power to stand still

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

The power to be dead

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

the power to speak only in binary

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!