The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power... to read this

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to fly when you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!