The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be powerless

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!