The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to see through glass

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!