- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power to stand still

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to become shit forever.

The power to never get drunk

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

The power to not exist.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

Pointless Super Powers