The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to have hindsight.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Taekwondo

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!