The power to troll.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to dance really well

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to clean

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Ladder hands.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!