To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Endless falling....

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!