- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to state the obvious at will.

The power to die

The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

The power to have all the powers written in here

The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

The power to die in one second

The power to transform gold into nothing.

The power of minding your own business

The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

The power to never end your .

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to get foot-boners

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

Pointless Super Powers