The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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the power... to read this

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to to think less

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!