The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!