The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!