the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to eat people :D

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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the power the convince people if they agree

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!