the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!