the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to fart mace

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!