the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Super-slowness

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the power to not finish your

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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Vanilla scented blood

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!