the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to kill yourself

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to not live forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!