the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the power to instantly die

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!