the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!