The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!