The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!