The power to lose this power.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the powre to spel

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to have a atomic fart

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to not do it.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!