Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to die at will.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!