The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!