- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die at will.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The ability to become shit forever.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

the power to instantly die

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

Pointless Super Powers