The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power of women's rights.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to live.

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the power to jerk off

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!