- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to go suicide

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to get rid of only your own power

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Shit bricks I love itttttt

Pointless Super Powers