- Pointless Super Powers

the power to not own a spacial power!!

power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

The power to change your emotions at will.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to drop everything you hold

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!