The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!