- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to spit mouthwash

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

the power to see into the present.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

the power to reseal bottle caps

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

The power to swim on land.

The power to see what a person is wearing.

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to self destruct

the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

Pointless Super Powers