- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The ability to think of a pointless ability.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

The power to pee while standing up

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

The power to not have any power at all

Pointless Super Powers