The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Taekwondo

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to bleed

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to become black!

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!