- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to think about useless power

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

The power to Google "Google".

To call me maybe

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

the power to do sit on your couch all day

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

Pointless Super Powers