The power to die

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The power to troll.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to dance really well

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to clean

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!