- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to eat nandos

The power to be a walrus

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

Super-slowness

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

The power to speak with death people..

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

Pointless Super Powers