The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to shrink boobs

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!