The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to not have super powers...

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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32% Levitation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!