The power to survive at absolute zero

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to die at will

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to see through windows

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Justin Bieber

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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To call me maybe

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!