The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the power to instantly die

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!