- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to take a s*** on people

the power to be super ugly

The ability to clean

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to fly when you fart

The power to shape shift into water

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power of women's rights.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The ability to not live forever

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to eat nandos

Pointless Super Powers