The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to die at will.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The ability to clean

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to uncontrally boop

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!