The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to smell poo...

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to plank

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!