the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!