The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to close your nose

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!