the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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the power to become pointless

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The power to be powerless

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!