The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to like charlie

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to see forever

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!